People on welfare tend to be cartoon government teat sucklers until you find yourself among them.
The 4 Types of People on Welfare Nobody Talks About

#4. People in a Temporary Emergency


Shit happens. Learning to deal with it is what makes you an adult. Don’t let the government bullshit you into thinking that welfare is a system they handed you out of the goodness of their own hearts, using their own money that they pulled out of thin air. The checks you’ve received from all of the (legal) jobs you’ve ever worked have paid into this system. It’s yours to benefit from when you need it.


And like almost everyone who has ever had to be on this assistance, they hate every second of it. They can’t wait to get off of it because every time you use a Link card to buy food or a medical card to pay for the removal of the LEGOs you glued to your neck (or whatever it is that people go to the doctor for), you feel like a failure. The sooner you can stop depending on that shit, the better. Regardless of what the extremists say, getting government assistance is not like finding buried treasure — it’s like digging coins out of the bottom of a sewer.

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People on welfare tend to be cartoon government teat sucklers until you find yourself among them.

The 4 Types of People on Welfare Nobody Talks About

#4. People in a Temporary Emergency



Shit happens. Learning to deal with it is what makes you an adult. Don’t let the government bullshit you into thinking that welfare is a system they handed you out of the goodness of their own hearts, using their own money that they pulled out of thin air. The checks you’ve received from all of the (legal) jobs you’ve ever worked have paid into this system. It’s yours to benefit from when you need it.



And like almost everyone who has ever had to be on this assistance, they hate every second of it. They can’t wait to get off of it because every time you use a Link card to buy food or a medical card to pay for the removal of the LEGOs you glued to your neck (or whatever it is that people go to the doctor for), you feel like a failure. The sooner you can stop depending on that shit, the better. Regardless of what the extremists say, getting government assistance is not like finding buried treasure — it’s like digging coins out of the bottom of a sewer.

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