Diet soda’s no easy short cut to a mouthful of rotten nubs. That requires real meth commitment.
3 Reasons the ‘Diet Soda vs. Meth’ Dental Study is B.S.

Although the study was conducted by the reputable-sounding Academy of General Dentistry and published in the journal General Dentistry, even a perfunctory glance at this paper would force the reader to assume that the soda corporations forgot to pay their protection money to the Colgate Mafia. For example:
#3. The Study Used a Sample Size of Three
Yup, the study used all of three individuals. We don’t have to tell you that having a sample size of three is fundamentally wrong on more levels than the Dark Tower has floors

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Diet soda’s no easy short cut to a mouthful of rotten nubs. That requires real meth commitment.

3 Reasons the ‘Diet Soda vs. Meth’ Dental Study is B.S.

Although the study was conducted by the reputable-sounding Academy of General Dentistry and published in the journal General Dentistry, even a perfunctory glance at this paper would force the reader to assume that the soda corporations forgot to pay their protection money to the Colgate Mafia. For example:

#3. The Study Used a Sample Size of Three

Yup, the study used all of three individuals. We don’t have to tell you that having a sample size of three is fundamentally wrong on more levels than the Dark Tower has floors

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