Returning fire with two fistfuls of guns won’t make you look like Chow Yun-Fat, it’ll make you look like a dead moron.
6 Spectacularly Bad Ideas Movies Convinced You Are Badass

#6. Firing Two Guns at the Same Time
Want the hero of your movie to look like a bad motherfucker? Give him a gun. Want him to look like a worse motherfucker? Give him two guns, and have him shoot both at the same time, preferably while jumping in the air.Here’s a quick challenge: Find us a photo of a police officer, soldier, or any other professional doing this on the job (and not just posing for a photo, either). You won’t, because using two guns makes both of them useless.The boring truth is a controlled number of shots from a single gun held with two hands trumps the accuracy (and, therefore, number of bad guys killed) of any half-wit stupid enough to pull this bullshit in the field.

Read More

Returning fire with two fistfuls of guns won’t make you look like Chow Yun-Fat, it’ll make you look like a dead moron.

6 Spectacularly Bad Ideas Movies Convinced You Are Badass

#6. Firing Two Guns at the Same Time

Want the hero of your movie to look like a bad motherfucker? Give him a gun. Want him to look like a worse motherfucker? Give him two guns, and have him shoot both at the same time, preferably while jumping in the air.

Here’s a quick challenge: Find us a photo of a police officer, soldier, or any other professional doing this on the job (and not just posing for a photo, either). You won’t, because using two guns makes both of them useless.

The boring truth is a controlled number of shots from a single gun held with two hands trumps the accuracy (and, therefore, number of bad guys killed) of any half-wit stupid enough to pull this bullshit in the field.

Read More

  1. rosenotrosie reblogged this from cracked
  2. misplacedsanity reblogged this from cracked
  3. stormofthunder reblogged this from cracked
  4. dakhla92 reblogged this from cracked
  5. darthsamurai reblogged this from cracked
  6. janzoo reblogged this from cracked
  7. jeffcarpenter reblogged this from cracked
  8. madam-shogun-assassin reblogged this from cracked
  9. wise-barrel-maker reblogged this from cracked
  10. reckless-summers reblogged this from cracked
  11. thetokenblackguyxxii reblogged this from cracked
  12. ankoku37 reblogged this from cracked
  13. audiblehush reblogged this from beeftony
  14. just-another-calamity reblogged this from reyairia
  15. the-sicknessxd reblogged this from reyairia
  16. reyairia reblogged this from cracked