Fools! Your $100M security apparatus is no match for Drunken Jet-Ski Man.
The 6 Most Hilarious Ways People Breached Airport Security

#6. Partying Jet Skier Defeats $100 Million Security System
In 2012, Daniel Casillo was enjoying a nighttime jet ski outing in New York City’s Jamaica Bay when he ran out of fuel. Stranded in the middle of the bay, Casillo had no choice but swim to shore. Unfortunately, the closest shore happened to be the one that bordered John F. Kennedy International Airport.…JFK’s first line of defense was an 8-foot barbed wire fence, which Casillo managed to scale without any problem. He then channeled his inner James Bond and crossed two active runways while unintentionally thwarting a number of motion detectors and surveillance cameras. Next, he walked right up to the damn terminal and probably could have even boarded a flight if he hadn’t finally been spotted by an airport staffer. At this point, JFK staff freaked the fuck out and cancelled 100 flights as a result of one confused man toddling around the runaway armed with nothing but a life jacket and poor life choices.

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Fools! Your $100M security apparatus is no match for Drunken Jet-Ski Man.

The 6 Most Hilarious Ways People Breached Airport Security

#6. Partying Jet Skier Defeats $100 Million Security System

In 2012, Daniel Casillo was enjoying a nighttime jet ski outing in New York City’s Jamaica Bay when he ran out of fuel. Stranded in the middle of the bay, Casillo had no choice but swim to shore. Unfortunately, the closest shore happened to be the one that bordered John F. Kennedy International Airport.

JFK’s first line of defense was an 8-foot barbed wire fence, which Casillo managed to scale without any problem. He then channeled his inner James Bond and crossed two active runways while unintentionally thwarting a number of motion detectors and surveillance cameras. Next, he walked right up to the damn terminal and probably could have even boarded a flight if he hadn’t finally been spotted by an airport staffer. At this point, JFK staff freaked the fuck out and cancelled 100 flights as a result of one confused man toddling around the runaway armed with nothing but a life jacket and poor life choices.

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