3 Amazing Details of the Most Embarrassing Spy Scandal Ever


Here’s why the recent arrest of an alleged American spy in Russia had less in common with Skyfall and more with a straight-to-DVD sequel to Austin Powers starring an unknown and irritable Cockney truck driver (which would obviously be titled Austin Powers in Oi! That’s Me Lorry!).…Just look at him. That isn’t the face of a man who has just been arrested for spying. That’s the grimace of a man who realized that he left his coupon for 90 rubles off at Yakov’s Little Dutch Boy Wigs and Pervert Glasses Warehouse in the pocket of his other pair of spy pants. 


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3 Amazing Details of the Most Embarrassing Spy Scandal Ever

Here’s why the recent arrest of an alleged American spy in Russia had less in common with Skyfall and more with a straight-to-DVD sequel to Austin Powers starring an unknown and irritable Cockney truck driver (which would obviously be titled Austin Powers in Oi! That’s Me Lorry!).

Just look at him. That isn’t the face of a man who has just been arrested for spying. That’s the grimace of a man who realized that he left his coupon for 90 rubles off at Yakov’s Little Dutch Boy Wigs and Pervert Glasses Warehouse in the pocket of his other pair of spy pants. 

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