All you Youths with your lingo and your beep-beep-boop-boop machines, get off John Cheese’s lawn.
5 Warning Signs That You’re Finally Getting Older

#5. Slang Genuinely Makes You Angry
[T]he first time I heard someone say “probs” in place of “probably,” it took every ounce of willpower I could muster to not punch them in their stupid goddamn lips for having made that noise.
I also renounced the very air that made sound waves possible when I heard the first dumb asshole say “cray cray” instead of “crazy.” Even widely accepted ones like “veggies” make me want to grab the person saying it by their neck and scream into their face, “YOU ARE AN ADULT!” Even if they’re not.

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All you Youths with your lingo and your beep-beep-boop-boop machines, get off John Cheese’s lawn.

5 Warning Signs That You’re Finally Getting Older

#5. Slang Genuinely Makes You Angry

[T]he first time I heard someone say “probs” in place of “probably,” it took every ounce of willpower I could muster to not punch them in their stupid goddamn lips for having made that noise.

I also renounced the very air that made sound waves possible when I heard the first dumb asshole say “cray cray” instead of “crazy.” Even widely accepted ones like “veggies” make me want to grab the person saying it by their neck and scream into their face, “YOU ARE AN ADULT!” Even if they’re not.

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