Ladies, after taking a gander at “Apparatus for Facilitating the Birth of a Child by Centrifugal Force,” you may need to go get drunk through your eyeballs.

The 12 Most Terrifying Things Ever Invented for Babies

Raising children is difficult, especially if you’re not a fan of constantly getting pooped on. Taking advantage of that difficulty, some inventors patented whatever shit-brained device popped into their heads, hoping that desperate parents would buy it en masse and make them rich. Keep in mind that these inventors were so convinced of their genius that they spent thousands of dollars to patent each invention. If there was one takeaway from Honey, I Shrunk the Kids, it was that inventors make terrible, terrible parents.

Let us examine the evidence.

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    Awful. Terrifying. I laughed so much I nearly peed.
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