If you’re going to use the “toilet disposal method” for secrets, eat them first, don’t use them as makeshift butt wipes.
The 5 Stupidest Ways Important People Leaked Deadly Secrets

#5. Russians Literally Wiped Their Asses with Classified Documents
Now here’s a scene you’re never, ever going to see in a James Bond movie: At one point, Soviet troops wiped their asses with classified documents, and American spies fished the shit-stained state secrets out of the trash.

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If you’re going to use the “toilet disposal method” for secrets, eat them first, don’t use them as makeshift butt wipes.

The 5 Stupidest Ways Important People Leaked Deadly Secrets

#5. Russians Literally Wiped Their Asses with Classified Documents

Now here’s a scene you’re never, ever going to see in a James Bond movie: At one point, Soviet troops wiped their asses with classified documents, and American spies fished the shit-stained state secrets out of the trash.

Read More

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