Seems a good way to keep your identity concealed is to have the French jam your head in a can.
6 Mysterious People at the Heart of Unsolvable Mysteries


#6. The Man in the Iron Mask
Nobody discussed who the hell he was or what he had done or why he needed to be dressed like a very lazy knight. He was listed in the Bastille records as “Prisoner 64389000,” which, in addition to being difficult to fit into a song, is a completely sterile piece of information. He was forbidden to ever show his face to anyone, and some prisoners claimed he had two armed guards with him at all times should he ever try to take the mask off. 


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Seems a good way to keep your identity concealed is to have the French jam your head in a can.

6 Mysterious People at the Heart of Unsolvable Mysteries

#6. The Man in the Iron Mask

Nobody discussed who the hell he was or what he had done or why he needed to be dressed like a very lazy knight. He was listed in the Bastille records as “Prisoner 64389000,” which, in addition to being difficult to fit into a song, is a completely sterile piece of information. He was forbidden to ever show his face to anyone, and some prisoners claimed he had two armed guards with him at all times should he ever try to take the mask off. 

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