Just because the bread product you’re refreshening is full of fancy grains and raisins and shit, don’t think you can weasel out of paying this guy a royalty.
The 5 Most Ridiculous Things People Tried to Patent



#5. Toast
Visionary genius Terrance F. Lenahan saw an opportunity for glory in 1999 when he applied for a patent for a new way of cooking bread:
"A method of refreshening [sic] a bread product by heating the bread product to a temperature […] between 2500 F. and 4500 F. [The bread products are] maintained at this temperature range for a period of three to 90 seconds."



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Just because the bread product you’re refreshening is full of fancy grains and raisins and shit, don’t think you can weasel out of paying this guy a royalty.

The 5 Most Ridiculous Things People Tried to Patent

#5. Toast

Visionary genius Terrance F. Lenahan saw an opportunity for glory in 1999 when he applied for a patent for a new way of cooking bread:

"A method of refreshening [sic] a bread product by heating the bread product to a temperature […] between 2500 F. and 4500 F. [The bread products are] maintained at this temperature range for a period of three to 90 seconds."

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