As we’ve said before, video games can teach valuable life lessons. But sometimes that lesson is “losers serve cocktails wearing Speedos and explosive bow ties.”

6 Video Game Endings That Are Clearly F#@%ing With Us

#6. Tekken 5 — Lee Chaolan’s Extremely Homoerotic Ending

Lee Chaolan has beaten his adoptive father in a martial arts battle. Then he put him in an explosive bow tie, stripped them both down to near-thong Speedos, and forced his dad to serve alcohol poolside… There is not a doubt in my mind that the makers of that cut scene had to delete 40 minutes of video because the rating system would not allow for a full-length hardcore gay porno.

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