All that gold bullion you stashed in the septic tank is cratering in value. NOW wlll you listen to Nic Cage’s investment advice? #CrackedClassic
Nicolas Cage Investment Advice: Be In Movies, Buy Everything


Hi, I’m Nicolas Cage! I’m an Oscar winning actor (!!!) and the star of all your favorite movies! I’m here to give you all the investment advice you’ll need to become famous!


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All that gold bullion you stashed in the septic tank is cratering in value. NOW wlll you listen to Nic Cage’s investment advice? #CrackedClassic

Nicolas Cage Investment Advice: Be In Movies, Buy Everything

Hi, I’m Nicolas Cage! I’m an Oscar winning actor (!!!) and the star of all your favorite movies! I’m here to give you all the investment advice you’ll need to become famous!

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