With all these people having unlicensed medical procedure parties, you’d think our side business, Elegant Endoscopy Events, would be doing better.
4 ‘Victims’ We Have to Stop Feeling Sorry For



#3. People Who Visit Unlicensed Plastic Surgeons
[Priscilla Presley’s] procedure was done at the home of Lionel Richie’s former wife by some Argentinian dude who charged women with too much money $300 - $500 a pop to inject silicon goo directly into their lips. Shockingly, it turned out to be a scam. The substance he was injecting the women with was an automotive grade lubricant used to keep engine parts running smoothly in Argentina.



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With all these people having unlicensed medical procedure parties, you’d think our side business, Elegant Endoscopy Events, would be doing better.

4 ‘Victims’ We Have to Stop Feeling Sorry For

#3. People Who Visit Unlicensed Plastic Surgeons

[Priscilla Presley’s] procedure was done at the home of Lionel Richie’s former wife by some Argentinian dude who charged women with too much money $300 - $500 a pop to inject silicon goo directly into their lips. Shockingly, it turned out to be a scam. The substance he was injecting the women with was an automotive grade lubricant used to keep engine parts running smoothly in Argentina.

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