Stop annoying tech-savvy friends with helpless dumbassery and learn to give your computer a “bullshit enema.”
5 Common Misconceptions That Destroy Computers



#4. “My Computer Is Slow. It Has to Be a Virus!”
If I’ve fixed 500 computers in my life, I can count on one hand how many of them had an actual “virus.” The rest were all malware, an overload of spyware, or a Trojan horse, all of which are much easier to remove.
[T]here are some [free “fix my computer” programs] that not only are safe to download, but are really must-haves: Spybot and Malwarebytes. Download, follow the instructions, and they’ll give your computer a much-needed bullshit enema. 
"But I’m computer illiterate. What if I mess someth-"
Just run the goddamn fucking programs! It cannot be easier than how I’ve just made it for you. It’s time to stop annoying your children or grandchildren and start learning this shit for yourself.



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Stop annoying tech-savvy friends with helpless dumbassery and learn to give your computer a “bullshit enema.”

5 Common Misconceptions That Destroy Computers

#4. “My Computer Is Slow. It Has to Be a Virus!”

If I’ve fixed 500 computers in my life, I can count on one hand how many of them had an actual “virus.” The rest were all malware, an overload of spyware, or a Trojan horse, all of which are much easier to remove.

[T]here are some [free “fix my computer” programs] that not only are safe to download, but are really must-haves: Spybot and Malwarebytes. Download, follow the instructions, and they’ll give your computer a much-needed bullshit enema. 

"But I’m computer illiterate. What if I mess someth-"

Just run the goddamn fucking programs! It cannot be easier than how I’ve just made it for you. It’s time to stop annoying your children or grandchildren and start learning this shit for yourself.

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