It looks like only a meat grinder or a maybe bludgeoning banjo can save you now.

4 Ways Horse Meat Proves a Zombie Apocalypse Can Happen

#4. They Both Started With Corporations

In Resident Evil, the Umbrella Corporation created the zombie virus as a weapon in biological warfare. The virus then spread to the outside world because of lab failures and experiments gone wrong. In the case of the horse meat scandal, there are multiple corporations implicated, and all of them are pointing their slimy fingers at third-party meat suppliers. But it’s really the same story: A big company with lots of loose strands releases some bad meat/zombie-inducing pathogens into the world.

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    Oh duplicitous meat!
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    So this is how the world ends; not with a bang or a whimper, but with cheap burgers…