Give your crippling credit report a nice, big smooch. It’s probably why you don’t have Ebola. 
5 Guilty Pleasures That Are Secretly Saving the World

#5. Racking Up Credit Card Debt Is Eradicating Illnesses
As debt shoots up across the U.S. and Europe, several infectious diseases have all but disappeared with almost no help from the medical community. Paper money is filthy. The cotton/linen combination that makes up most currency is a breeding ground for microbes, some of which cause very serious diseases, so until recently, we’ve all inadvertently been participating in biological warfare with one another every time we make a transaction. Then plastic changed everything.

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Give your crippling credit report a nice, big smooch. It’s probably why you don’t have Ebola. 

5 Guilty Pleasures That Are Secretly Saving the World

#5. Racking Up Credit Card Debt Is Eradicating Illnesses

As debt shoots up across the U.S. and Europe, several infectious diseases have all but disappeared with almost no help from the medical community. Paper money is filthy. The cotton/linen combination that makes up most currency is a breeding ground for microbes, some of which cause very serious diseases, so until recently, we’ve all inadvertently been participating in biological warfare with one another every time we make a transaction. Then plastic changed everything.

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