Let Seanbaby be your Sherpa up this mountain of failure. 9 Simple Tasks That No One in a Commercial Can Do Right #6. Wear an Anything I thought we’d reached the limits of imaginary human ineptitude when advertisers suggested that we have to attach blankets to ourselves, but the selling point for the Phrobi is that Snuggies are too hard to work.  
“Mother, cover yourself. We can see your hopeless despondency.” So yes, there’s a product that fixes your inability to wear wearable blankets. Is there anywhere left to go from here? If this stupidity arms race continues, our grandchildren will be selling blankets to one another that attach with a chin strap and skin grafts. Read More

Let Seanbaby be your Sherpa up this mountain of failure.

9 Simple Tasks That No One in a Commercial Can Do Right

#6. Wear an Anything

I thought we’d reached the limits of imaginary human ineptitude when advertisers suggested that we have to attach blankets to ourselves, but the selling point for the Phrobi is that Snuggies are too hard to work. 

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“Mother, cover yourself. We can see your hopeless despondency.”

So yes, there’s a product that fixes your inability to wear wearable blankets. Is there anywhere left to go from here? If this stupidity arms race continues, our grandchildren will be selling blankets to one another that attach with a chin strap and skin grafts.

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