The 5 Most Secretly Badass Countries

#4. Canada’s Secret Forces Are Great at Murdering Terrorists

O Canada, you’re so adorable with your maple syrup and hockey and “Eh”s and moose. You’re like North America’s great big fuzzy John Candy-shaped teddy bear.

The Reality

Canada’s special operations unit is like a bear alright — a stealthy grizzly bear that has mastered modern weapons and can silently kill you in the night (so we guess it’s more like a group of highly trained humans, which it is, so just ignore the whole bear thing). Not only does Canada have a military, which in itself is probably a surprise to some people, but their anti-terrorist unit is one of the best in the world … a world that never ever attacks Canada.

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