As much as we want to see Betsy Ross fight werewolves with that sewing needle…
5 Types of Movie Adaptations That Must Be Stopped

#5. Public Domain Monster Mashups
Examples: Hansel & Gretel: Witch Hunters, Cowboys & Aliens, Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Hunter, The League of Extraordinary Gentlemen, I, Frankenstein
Here’s a quick formula for a successful movie. Step one: Take a historical figure or a fictional character whose creator died long enough ago for their work to be in the public domain. Step two: Add a randomly selected creature or monster from the urban fantasy shelf in the nearest bookstore. Step three: Make a movie in which these two things either team up or fight each other to the death. Congratulations! You have just printed yourself a lot of money.

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As much as we want to see Betsy Ross fight werewolves with that sewing needle…

5 Types of Movie Adaptations That Must Be Stopped

#5. Public Domain Monster Mashups

Examples: Hansel & Gretel: Witch Hunters, Cowboys & Aliens, Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Hunter, The League of Extraordinary Gentlemen, I, Frankenstein

Here’s a quick formula for a successful movie. Step one: Take a historical figure or a fictional character whose creator died long enough ago for their work to be in the public domain. Step two: Add a randomly selected creature or monster from the urban fantasy shelf in the nearest bookstore. Step three: Make a movie in which these two things either team up or fight each other to the death. Congratulations! You have just printed yourself a lot of money.

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spikeghost:

cracked:

dontsitaround:

Surprise!Daniel O’Brien at the bottom of the Cracked app when you flip the iPad is way funnier to me than it should be.

Fill your giant tablet with tiny DOBs today!

Okay but can we talk about the Swaim booty going on in there? Daaamn!

Ogle it for an entire multi-Swaim sketch why dontcha.

23 Awesome Casting Changes That Would Save Bad Movies
While Saved by the Bell and Good Morning, Miss Bliss had some similarities (characters), the differences (mind-bending) are glaring and lead to a startling truth… #CrackedClassic
Why ‘Saved by the Bell’ is All a Dream: A Conspiracy Theory

While Saved by the Bell and Good Morning, Miss Bliss had some similarities (characters), the differences (mind-bending) are glaring and lead to a startling truth… #CrackedClassic

Why ‘Saved by the Bell’ is All a Dream: A Conspiracy Theory

29 Baffling Rules of Life in Video Game Universes
Everyone get your markers out: It’s once again time to weed through your Facebook feed to furiously black out yet another week’s worth of sloppy and gullible news reporting.
4 B.S. Viral News Stories That Fooled Your Friends (Part 20)

#3. A UNC Player Didn’t Get an A- on a One-Paragraph Essay
As the story continued to unfold, the whistleblower herself had to clarify that the A- was actually the final overall grade of the student … who made that paper for an introductory assignment … that was actually a first draft copy with no grade … and wasn’t for a bogus class. ESPN just edited the video so that the moment she showed the paper came right after the part where she was talking about “classes that didn’t exist,” and sports journalists did the rest.

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Everyone get your markers out: It’s once again time to weed through your Facebook feed to furiously black out yet another week’s worth of sloppy and gullible news reporting.

4 B.S. Viral News Stories That Fooled Your Friends (Part 20)

#3. A UNC Player Didn’t Get an A- on a One-Paragraph Essay

As the story continued to unfold, the whistleblower herself had to clarify that the A- was actually the final overall grade of the student … who made that paper for an introductory assignment … that was actually a first draft copy with no grade … and wasn’t for a bogus class. ESPN just edited the video so that the moment she showed the paper came right after the part where she was talking about “classes that didn’t exist,” and sports journalists did the rest.

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In fake-space, no one can hear your core scream.
6 Movies That Put Insane Work Into Stuff You Never Noticed

#6. Gravity Is Even More Insane Than You Thought
Everything had to be meticulously planned from the beginning, so much so that they fully illustrated every scene before they started shooting. Director Alfonso Cuaron said that they could have released an animated version years before the movie was ever released, so just be thankful we never got our Treasure Planet version of Gravity. Second, it meant throwing the actors around on wires for really long takes, because that’s Cuaron’s jam. Sandra Bullock trained for five months to hang upside down without conveying the tension of the wires, and if that doesn’t sound incredible to you, go hang upside down from a jungle gym for several hours while pretending to be weightless and let me know how your abs feel.

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In fake-space, no one can hear your core scream.

6 Movies That Put Insane Work Into Stuff You Never Noticed

#6. Gravity Is Even More Insane Than You Thought

Everything had to be meticulously planned from the beginning, so much so that they fully illustrated every scene before they started shooting. Director Alfonso Cuaron said that they could have released an animated version years before the movie was ever released, so just be thankful we never got our Treasure Planet version of Gravity. Second, it meant throwing the actors around on wires for really long takes, because that’s Cuaron’s jam. Sandra Bullock trained for five months to hang upside down without conveying the tension of the wires, and if that doesn’t sound incredible to you, go hang upside down from a jungle gym for several hours while pretending to be weightless and let me know how your abs feel.

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furyoffirestorm:

dashingyounghero:

cracked:

And god forbid you want to see those genius gay characters smooch.

6 Insane Stereotypes That You Still See in Every Movie

cracked after hours is honestly one of my favorite things

Also, Michael Swaim is yummy, especially when he rocks a beard.

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And a few short months later, the Dad Jokes began.
4 Lame Jokes You Start Telling as Soon as You Become a Dad

#4. The Beginner Joke
The first type of Dad Joke isn’t really much different from what you might find if you browsed around in the kids’ section of your local bookstore for titles like 101 Animal Puns or 101 More Animal Puns. … Jokes like:
What do prisoners use to call each other? Cellphones!
What has four legs but can’t walk? A table!

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And a few short months later, the Dad Jokes began.

4 Lame Jokes You Start Telling as Soon as You Become a Dad

#4. The Beginner Joke

The first type of Dad Joke isn’t really much different from what you might find if you browsed around in the kids’ section of your local bookstore for titles like 101 Animal Puns or 101 More Animal Puns. … Jokes like:

What do prisoners use to call each other? Cellphones!

What has four legs but can’t walk? A table!

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