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Sep 30

Anonymous said: What didja get in the mystery supplies package u ordered from the crazy lady on etsy

sorenbowie:

I wrote a whole thing about it here.

Sep 29

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Better go tell everyone I know that this affects me!
19 Laws You’ve Probably Broken Without Realizing It

Better go tell everyone I know that this affects me!

19 Laws You’ve Probably Broken Without Realizing It

Wanna re-visit Arkham Asylum while you’re playing Arkham City?
6 Video Games That Put Insane Detail Into Stuff You Missed

#6. Batman: Arkham City Has a Whole Gotham You Can’t Access
Batman: Arkham City is a game about Batman punching criminals in the face, because fuck yes it is. It takes place within the confines of the eponymous open-world prison, but while you explore it you can see skyscrapers and landmarks from nearby Gotham in the distance — basically just background wallpaper, like the green hills in Super Mario Bros. Obviously, since the player can’t go beyond the walls of the prison area, you’d assume the developers just threw up some pictures of the skyline and called it a day. But no, they went through the trouble of creating an entire ghost city out there that you can’t even touch. The only way to access it — which 99 percent of gamers won’t be aware of, never mind bother with — is to use an obscure glitch to send yourself flying up out of the game world, at which point you can soar through the air like some kind of small, airborne mammal. A flying squirrel, maybe?

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Wanna re-visit Arkham Asylum while you’re playing Arkham City?

6 Video Games That Put Insane Detail Into Stuff You Missed

#6. Batman: Arkham City Has a Whole Gotham You Can’t Access

Batman: Arkham City is a game about Batman punching criminals in the face, because fuck yes it is. It takes place within the confines of the eponymous open-world prison, but while you explore it you can see skyscrapers and landmarks from nearby Gotham in the distance — basically just background wallpaper, like the green hills in Super Mario Bros. Obviously, since the player can’t go beyond the walls of the prison area, you’d assume the developers just threw up some pictures of the skyline and called it a day. But no, they went through the trouble of creating an entire ghost city out there that you can’t even touch. The only way to access it — which 99 percent of gamers won’t be aware of, never mind bother with — is to use an obscure glitch to send yourself flying up out of the game world, at which point you can soar through the air like some kind of small, airborne mammal. A flying squirrel, maybe?

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In one week, Cracked ruins science fiction forever. [TRAILER]

In one week, Cracked ruins science fiction forever. [TRAILER]

“Please don’t have the Internet yet.”
7 Things That Will Never Happen Again Thanks to Technology

#7. “We’ll Tell You Why at 11”
If you’re watching a local station, every so often you’ll hear a precious nugget of newsery like, “Local police say one city park is infested with cannibal sodomites that can’t be stopped by mortal weapons. We’ll tell you which park tonight, after CSI.” This is how, in 1970, the news tricked you into watching it. They teased you with the knowledge that something dreadful was afoot in your hometown, and if you didn’t tune in to find out what, odds were that you’d wake up dead the next day. The fact they still try that bullshit today is just a testament to how stupid news directors are.

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“Please don’t have the Internet yet.”

7 Things That Will Never Happen Again Thanks to Technology

#7. “We’ll Tell You Why at 11”

If you’re watching a local station, every so often you’ll hear a precious nugget of newsery like, “Local police say one city park is infested with cannibal sodomites that can’t be stopped by mortal weapons. We’ll tell you which park tonight, after CSI.” This is how, in 1970, the news tricked you into watching it. They teased you with the knowledge that something dreadful was afoot in your hometown, and if you didn’t tune in to find out what, odds were that you’d wake up dead the next day. The fact they still try that bullshit today is just a testament to how stupid news directors are.

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lostquaintrelle:

cracked:

thisdanobrien:

Guess what’s comin’ back, y’all?

And we were like


SCREAMS SO HARD OH MY GODDDDD

Hey keep it down

lostquaintrelle:

cracked:

thisdanobrien:

Guess what’s comin’ back, y’all?

And we were like

SCREAMS SO HARD OH MY GODDDDD

Hey keep it down

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