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Jul 29

Of course none of them would ever use their fine upstanding Tumblr account for that purpose.
27 Sex Myths You Need to Stop Believing

Of course none of them would ever use their fine upstanding Tumblr account for that purpose.

27 Sex Myths You Need to Stop Believing

Jul 28

Chris Bucholz knows the feeling of unloading life’s wheelbarrow. Maybe you do too.
7 Everyday Accomplishments That Make Life Worth Living

#6. Emptying Your To-Do List
You get a sensation like you’re really getting on top of things, like you’re finally, after so many setbacks and failed Subway franchises, getting a handle on being a human being. You get more or less the same feeling when you clean up your email inbox, or pay off a bunch of bills, or finally tackle Laundry Mountain. Getting a list of tasks down to zero is incredibly rewarding, and is when we’re most likely to tackle larger projects, or start on something bigger.

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Chris Bucholz knows the feeling of unloading life’s wheelbarrow. Maybe you do too.

7 Everyday Accomplishments That Make Life Worth Living

#6. Emptying Your To-Do List

You get a sensation like you’re really getting on top of things, like you’re finally, after so many setbacks and failed Subway franchises, getting a handle on being a human being. You get more or less the same feeling when you clean up your email inbox, or pay off a bunch of bills, or finally tackle Laundry Mountain. Getting a list of tasks down to zero is incredibly rewarding, and is when we’re most likely to tackle larger projects, or start on something bigger.

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The badass costume’s a start. Now how about a badass franchise?
5 Superheroes Who Should’ve Gotten Movies Before Ant-Man

Okay I was expecting a good article here to begin with but then it turned out all five of them are women and EVERYONE GO READ THIS ARTICLE RIGHT NOW 

batmanisagatewaydrug:

cracked:

The badass costume’s a start. Now how about a badass franchise?

5 Superheroes Who Should’ve Gotten Movies Before Ant-Man

Okay I was expecting a good article here to begin with but then it turned out all five of them are women and EVERYONE GO READ THIS ARTICLE RIGHT NOW 

Stupid men, always thinking about sex and food and sleep and probably even breathing.
27 Sex Myths You Need to Stop Believing

Stupid men, always thinking about sex and food and sleep and probably even breathing.

27 Sex Myths You Need to Stop Believing

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We sat down with Shane Paul O’Doherty, a former IRA bomber turned pacifist, and asked him about his life. Here’s what he told us…
8 Terrifying Life Lessons From a Former Terrorist

#8. It Starts in Childhood
"I grew up in a well-off middle class neighborhood, a mix of Protestant and Catholic kids. The first time I realized I was ‘inferior’ is when a Protestant friend told me, ‘My mother said you’re a Roman Catholic, and that means you’re gonna burn in hellfire forever.’ And I asked my mom why we were going to burn in hell. I was only 5 or 6, but I already knew we were second-class citizens in our own country." … Shane was 14 when the first British soldiers occupied his neighborhood. At that age, we were playing GoldenEye and sad games of Spin the Bottle (alone, with a picture of Tiffani Amber Thiessen) for fun. Shane was throwing rocks at soldiers with machine guns and body armor.

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We sat down with Shane Paul O’Doherty, a former IRA bomber turned pacifist, and asked him about his life. Here’s what he told us…

8 Terrifying Life Lessons From a Former Terrorist

#8. It Starts in Childhood

"I grew up in a well-off middle class neighborhood, a mix of Protestant and Catholic kids. The first time I realized I was ‘inferior’ is when a Protestant friend told me, ‘My mother said you’re a Roman Catholic, and that means you’re gonna burn in hellfire forever.’ And I asked my mom why we were going to burn in hell. I was only 5 or 6, but I already knew we were second-class citizens in our own country." … Shane was 14 when the first British soldiers occupied his neighborhood. At that age, we were playing GoldenEye and sad games of Spin the Bottle (alone, with a picture of Tiffani Amber Thiessen) for fun. Shane was throwing rocks at soldiers with machine guns and body armor.

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Be careful out there

Be careful out there

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Billy Costigan (Leonardo DiCaprio) brilliantly deduces that Colin Sullivan (Matt Damon) is the mole just from that envelope. And then…he turns stupid.
5 Dumb Things Movie Characters Do Only to Advance the Plot

#4. The Departed — Billy Discovers the Identity of the Mole, Then Just Leaves
The first step of Billy’s brilliant plan is to sprint out of the police station. When Colin returns to his office and sees that Billy is gone, he realizes that Billy has figured out his true identity, so he immediately runs back to the computer and erases all evidence that Billy was ever a cop. You see, Billy’s undercover operation was so secret that only two other cops knew about it — one of them is dead, and the other is Marky Mark. As far as anyone else knows, he’s just a criminal informant. So why did Billy suddenly flee the station like it was haunted? If he just sat there like nothing was wrong and completed the meeting, Colin would never have known he’d spotted the envelope, and Billy would’ve been able to stroll right down the hallway to the captain’s office and say, “Hey, I’m an undercover detective fresh off a several-month stint in Frank Costello’s gang, and I know who the mole in our department is.”

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Billy Costigan (Leonardo DiCaprio) brilliantly deduces that Colin Sullivan (Matt Damon) is the mole just from that envelope. And then…he turns stupid.

5 Dumb Things Movie Characters Do Only to Advance the Plot

#4. The Departed — Billy Discovers the Identity of the Mole, Then Just Leaves

The first step of Billy’s brilliant plan is to sprint out of the police station. When Colin returns to his office and sees that Billy is gone, he realizes that Billy has figured out his true identity, so he immediately runs back to the computer and erases all evidence that Billy was ever a cop. You see, Billy’s undercover operation was so secret that only two other cops knew about it — one of them is dead, and the other is Marky Mark. As far as anyone else knows, he’s just a criminal informant. So why did Billy suddenly flee the station like it was haunted? If he just sat there like nothing was wrong and completed the meeting, Colin would never have known he’d spotted the envelope, and Billy would’ve been able to stroll right down the hallway to the captain’s office and say, “Hey, I’m an undercover detective fresh off a several-month stint in Frank Costello’s gang, and I know who the mole in our department is.”

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