Mulligans: a tradition as old as the family name Mulligan.
5 Crucial Rules of Every Game (Not Found in the Rulebook)
I take approximately 2,000 swings during every round of golf, and yet at the end of each round, my scorecard shows a mere 500. What’s happened here? And more importantly, why don’t my golfing buddies complain? It’s because we’re playing golf with a pretty generous allowance of “do-overs.” Golf is more fun if you can play the ball off the grass, instead of the mall parking lot you originally hit it in. Many amateur golfers don’t force their friends to play their worst shots, looking the other way if someone needs to kick their ball back out onto the fairway. The do-overs make the game more fun for everyone, which is why we use them despite the fact that “fun” isn’t mentioned once in Ye Olde and Ancient Official Rules Booke for Golph.
Sometimes when I'm playing video games the music gets too loud or scary so I turn it down and listen to YouTube videos on my phone. When I played Skyrim it was all Cracked, all the time. (I think I watched each after hours at least 30 times)
That sexy selfie is a break-up (or phone hack) away from becoming “sexy” identity theft.
5 Horrifying Ways an Ex Can Ruin Your Life With Nude Photos
#3. It Goes Way Beyond Sharing Pictures
[Dr. Holly] Jacobs’ explicit video was titled “[University Name] Professor Masturbates for Her Students,” because her ex specifically wanted to frame the video in a way that portrayed her as a sexual predator. This is where the whole “revenge” aspect comes into play. [Prof. Annmarie] Chiarini’s and [Anisha] Vora’s experiences were different, but no less terrifying: In both cases, their exes created online profiles about them, complete with their addresses and phone numbers, and actively messaged strangers, propositioning them for sex. Random Internet dudes started showing up at Vora’s house asking to see her, or would wait by her door to “surprise” her when she came home from school. “The cops said I could call them if it happens again,” she said, “But how does that help? … ‘Sorry, sir, please don’t rape me for five minutes while I dial 911’?”
The real version has a lot more phone calls in PJs.
5 Truths About Sexual Fetishes (A Dominatrix’s Perspective)
#4. The Fetishes Often Have Shockingly Little to Do With Sex
When you think of phone sex, you probably imagine a woman’s breathy voice saying that she’s lying on her bed, wearing her favorite black lace lingerie, and that you sound so hot she just has to touch herself. After that, you get a soundtrack to your wank session composed of moaning and her telling you what a stud you are.
In real life, not so much. I’ve found most guys would rather watch free porn than spend $1.99 per minute for something so mundane (thanks Internet), so the guys who call me are looking for … something a little different.
"Derinkuyu’s underground city [built around the eighth century B.C.] was discovered in the 1960s in Turkey, when a modern house above ground was being renovated. Much to the relief of everyone present, the 18-story underground city was abandoned and not swarming with mole people." #CrackedClassic
5 Shockingly Advanced Ancient Buildings That Shouldn’t Exist
I have an idea for a horror movie. And since it’s in Turkey, we should cast a bunch of lily-white people to star in it.
Derinkuyu starring Jennifer Lawrence and Bradley Cooper
Derinkuyu starring Benedict Cumberbatch and Powder
Derinkuyu starring Jake Gyllenhaal and Keira Knightley
Derinkuyu starring Jeremy Piven and a beam of pure energy.
Proud to signal boost the Derinkuyu fandom any way we can.
We’ve got two Resident Evil t-shirt designs, and only one will last. Go vote on Cracked today to decide the t-virus-outracing shirt of tomorrow.